[03:23.00]You and me, thought that we
[03:23.00]Were the reason that we
[03:23.00]Couldn’t ever find love
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]All along thought that we
[03:23.00]Constantly were the ones
[03:23.00]Who were messing it up
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]Thought we were
[03:23.00]The one and only
[03:23.00]Reason we’re
[03:23.00]Desperately lonely
[03:23.00]Oh!
[03:23.00]How could we be so wrong?
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]Can’t believe we didn’t see
[03:23.00]What’s obvious to both of us now!
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]Can’t believe they didn’t see the signs!
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]Painfully so plain to see
[03:23.00]We should’ve known we’re still alone because
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]MEN ARE TRASH!
[03:23.00](Oh!)
[03:23.00]Let’s throw ‘em in the bin!
[03:23.00]The only rationale
[03:23.00]For the solo state we’re in is
[03:23.00]MEN ARE TRASH!
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]If I forget ’em
[03:23.00]You can bet I’m
[03:23.00]Better off!
[03:23.00]Bet all my cash!
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]So why am I so single?
[03:23.00]Oh! cos
[03:23.00]MEN ARE TRASH!
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]Oh! so you better dump dump dump
[03:23.00]MEN ARE TRASH!
[03:23.00]Go take ‘em to the dump dump dump
[03:23.00]MEN ARE TRASH!
[03:23.00]Oh! so you better dump dump dump
[03:23.00]MEN ARE TRASH!
[03:23.00]Go take ‘em to the dump dump dump
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00](Ooh ooh ooh)
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]You and me stupidly
[03:23.00]Thought that we really needed
[03:23.00]To have a lover
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]We’re complete on our own
[03:23.00]Cos we’ve grown, we don’t need
[03:23.00]Significant others
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]From now on, we’re ridin’ solo
[03:23.00]Basically Jason Derülo
[03:23.00](J-J-J-J-J-R)
[03:23.00]We’re better on our own!
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]Can’t believe the world convinced us
[03:23.00]We were two depressing spinsters - HA!
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]Now they know they’re better off alone!
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]We’re independent
[03:23.00]Don’t need men
[03:23.00]“Don’t wantcha”
[03:23.00]“See ya”
[03:23.00]Cos we’ve
[03:23.00]Realiiiiiiiiiised
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]MEN ARE TRASH!
[03:23.00](Oh!)
[03:23.00]Let’s throw ‘em in the bin!
[03:23.00]The only rationale
[03:23.00]For the solo state we’re in is
[03:23.00]MEN ARE TRASH!
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]Yeah they’re literally
[03:23.00]Litter
[03:23.00]They’re a load of balderdash!
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]So why am I so single?
[03:23.00]Oh! cos
[03:23.00]MEN ARE TRASH!
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]Oh! so you better dump dump dump
[03:23.00]MEN ARE TRASH!
[03:23.00]Go take ‘em to the dump dump dump
[03:23.00]MEN ARE TRASH!
[03:23.00]Oh! so you better dump dump dump
[03:23.00]MEN ARE TRASH!
[03:23.00]Go take ‘em to the dump dump dump
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]Now, please welcome to the stage, as we do every show…
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]From the Broadway Revival Cast of Oliver Exclamation Mark…
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]It’s Patti LuPone!!!!
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]That’s right! It’s me, Patti LuPone.
[03:23.00]Now listen up, Garrick…
[03:23.00]When I say “Men R”, you say “TRASH” -
[03:23.00]Men r:
[03:23.00](TRASH!)
[03:23.00]Men r:
[03:23.00](TRASH!)
[03:23.00]You can do better than that!
[03:23.00]MEN R:
[03:23.00](TRASH!)
[03:23.00]MEN R:
[03:23.00](TRASH!)
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]Bring it home, kids!
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]MEN ARE TRASH!
[03:23.00](Oh!)
[03:23.00](Oh, they’re trash!)
[03:23.00]Let’s throw ‘em in the bin!
[03:23.00]The only rationale
[03:23.00]For the solo state we’re in is
[03:23.00]MEN ARE TRASH!
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]They’re detritus
[03:23.00]So watch us write a song about it
[03:23.00]It’s a smash!
[03:23.00]
[03:23.00]So why am I so single?
[03:23.00]Why are they so single?
[03:23.00]Why are they so single?
[03:23.00]Oh! cos
[03:23.00]MEN ARE TRASH!!!