[ilingku:013]
[ver:v1.0]
[ti:Get Off Mi Couch]
[ar:Chords]
[al:The Garden Around The Mansion]
[by:]
[00:00.000]Get Off Mi Couch - Chords
[00:06.914]I passed the point of
[00:08.289]No return about ann hour ago
[00:09.978]High as a kite tryin' to fight
[00:11.851]The party's out of control
[00:13.790]In the back turnin' up
[00:15.289]The volume knob as high as it goes
[00:16.976]In a place where beer is cheap
[00:18.165]And the speakers are about to explode
[00:19.732]Don't ask me how I got here
[00:21.477]Don't ask me how I'm gettin' home
[00:23.608]All I know is I'm f**ked up
[00:25.227]And I wanna be left alone
[00:26.293]But earlier in the evening
[00:27.561]I was singin' a different tune
[00:29.702]Listenin' to Mystikal twistin' a spliff or two now
[00:33.329]My house is the hot spot
[00:34.716]That's the word on the streets
[00:36.280]And I got the bourbon in reach
[00:37.714]Let's start disturbin' the peace
[00:39.331]Let's start murderin' beats let's
[00:41.300]Bring the world to her knees
[00:42.612]And for gods sake call up some ladies
[00:44.431]While I'm burnin' this w**d
[00:46.177]Hahahaha Ha the party's just getting started
[00:48.989]Me and my squad are already
[00:50.697]F**ked up and retarded
[00:52.021]Hahahaha Ha I got a new wardrobe
[00:55.645]My body's full of hormones
[00:57.333]And I smell like eau-de-cologne
[01:11.710]Now me and my squad
[01:13.023]Took a little ride in the car
[01:14.708]Straight to the club stormed the joint
[01:16.772]And headed right for the bar
[01:18.210]Inside duckin' and weavin'
[01:20.029]Tryin' to hide from the guard
[01:21.677]F**k I ain't leavin' the place
[01:23.556]Unless ther's a cipher involved
[01:24.999]So my man rushed to the bathroom
[01:26.497]And made it back in five minutes flat
[01:27.929]Tapped my shoulder
[01:28.865]And displayed a spliff the size of a bat
[01:31.055]It's dark enough let's spark it up
[01:33.325]We don't have to go out
[01:34.835]We could sit back in the couch
[01:36.273]Just chill and pass it around
[01:37.584]And while we're sittin' there like
[01:39.403]Connoisseurs reclined in the sofa
[01:40.898]I saw two P Y T's starin' just tryin' to get closer
[01:44.092]I gave the lady a hit 'cause that's
[01:46.585]How a gentleman act
[01:47.591]Then I got my hennessy back
[01:48.962]There goes the memory lapse
[01:50.523]Hahahaha Ha the party's
[01:53.026]Just getting started
[01:54.212]Me and my squad are already
[01:55.837]F**ked up and retarded
[01:57.400]Hahahaha Ha I got a new wardrobe
[02:00.025]My body's full of hormones
[02:02.467]And I smell like eau-de-cologne
[02:16.559]Now it's 2:30 in the mornin'
[02:18.577]And we're dancin' on the tables
[02:20.385]Askin' all the ladies
[02:21.402]”wanna hit the afterparty later ”
[02:23.089]If so meet me outside the door in forty minutes
[02:25.901]'cause Chords and women go together
[02:28.399]Like abuse and foster children
[02:30.089]We gotta round up a cab or two
[02:31.841]'cause the center is just down the avenue
[02:33.526]I got a room over there and the room's
[02:35.214]Got a bed now dosen't
[02:36.340]That sound like a plan to you
[02:37.401]Apparently my approach
[02:38.278]Wasn't smooth enough
[02:39.369]She asked me who the f**k
[02:40.622]I was and said her man would chew me up
[02:43.189]Next thing I know
[02:44.182]I'm in some house and alone
[02:45.814]Some place where the beer is free
[02:47.182]And the speakers are about to explode
[02:48.872]Don't ask me how
[02:50.122]I got here don't ask me how I'm gettin' home
[02:52.814]All I know is I'm f**ked up
[02:54.496]And I wanna be left alone
[02:55.997]Hahahaha Ha the party just died out
[02:58.622]Can't get a busride now
[03:00.182]And I'm caught on some guys couch
[03:02.434]Hahahaha Ha got stains on my baggy jeans
[03:04.939]Blew a months salary but at least
[03:06.496]I got my nickle bag-o-w**d